Welcome to the weird and wonderful world of Skrumpled Milk Bits! Here, I collect records, make art, explore the Bay Area punk scene, and do other random stuff. Yes, the website is totally jank. No, it’s not an ARG, this is just what my brain looks like. I'll continue updating this here corner of the internet as I go along. :)

LAST UPDATED: Feb 22, 2026

is anyone out there?